After sweet Sammy filled Dean on the connection to the factory he still had time to kill until the love of his life returns. So he goes to the factory to ask around about the missing girl.
First Sammy talks to a guy and based on the shape of his head, I think it
was his noggin and body they used as a template to build that mannequin.
Look who Sam found! It’s Rosie!
I'm happy to see she has gotten some work since Will and Grace.
Then Sammy had a chat with Ernest P. Worrell.
I don’t know who this lady is. I’m sure she is very nice.
However, her big eyes kinda freak me out!
Then Sam meets up with the love child of Joe Dirt and Guy Fawkes.
Turns out he’s a bigger douche than he looks.
Thanks to Dean's superior training, Sammy can smell a douche at 30 paces.
Sammy sure has learned a lot of helpful "tricks" from Dean over the years.
I really thought he was going to sneeze that time.
Back to Dean who has approached the cage door.
You called?
I gave up calling you a long time ago Dean.
We all know who the love of your life is.
Damn it Ben, you little piss ant!
Can I come in for a minute?
No skin off my nose. I have a date.
Listen, it's been fun, but we're done. Okay? Sam sends his thanks.
He appreciates that you kept my penis warm for him.
Sam sure does know a good penis warmer when he sees one.
Cut to the bastard son of Joe Dirt and Guy Fawkes.
He's up shit's creak and freaking out.
Apparently ADD Zoro is also the One Armed Man.
HOLY SHIT! Of course Sam rushes in to save the day.
Sam's patience is running thin. He's getting really horny
waiting for his one true love to return.
That damn soul of his demands that he save that
douche Joe Fawkes, Dirt Guy or whatever his name was.
Sam’s all like listen Douchey McGee. You are getting a second chance.
Just because you hung out with the douchiest, douches who
ever douched, does not give you the green light to be a dick!
Don’t fuck it up up this time!
You spineless weasel!
Now tell me what happened to the girl because she's back.
Dean and I love when Sammy is forceful.
Sob where’s Dean? He’s missing out on all the fun!
He didn’t get to meet the Hey Vern dude!
This is where I start to get really pissed.
This next montage is horrible. I am going to skim passed it as we
do not want to get into how I really feel on the subject.
If I ever have to see your douchey face again. You will be sorry.
Dean tells Emo Teen that he can't be in their lives anymore.
He's sorry but it's not the right life style for a kid to grow up in.
Emo kid continues to whine and complain.
Way to keep the converation between Orangina and Dean very short! Good Job! LMAO!
ReplyDeleteThe bastard son of Joe Dirt and Guy Hawkes? Brilliant!
ReplyDeleteThis really is never going to end is it? You were right when you said it's a good thing Misha isn't in the episode!
ReplyDeleteAnd the saga of sam and ean continues.....
ReplyDeleteThey are hot and cute with all those faces they make!