Those sons of bitches! I am feeling a lot of rage right now. I can't believe we were denied this! I mean really! WTF! HOW DARE THEY?!
I am going to keep my fingers and toes crossed that somehow video of this will be released. Karma's gonna bite them on the ass, they'll get theirs.
Apparently during Sunday night's
ungodly awful Oscars telecast, co-presenters (and apparent ice cream salesmen)
Javier Bardem and
Josh Brolin did a little dance and kissed each other before they walked up to the mic. Great fun, right? Best thing in a bleak night! Except, we didn't get to see it because the producers instead cut to Bardem's wife Penelope Cruz. Boo!
Don't worry, though. They didn't not show it because of some nasty anti-gay, "America isn't ready for men kissing" type of thing. The producers just didn't know it was going to happen, so they cut to Cruz as planned and by the time they cut back to the pair, they were done with their little routine. Luckily an AP photographer snapped a picture of the moment, otherwise it would be lost to eternity, known only to the millionaires in attendance. It's still too bad we didn't see it live, though. It might just have made up for the pain of watching Anne Hathaway congratulate herself for three hours.
[
THR,
AfterElton;
photo via AP]