POST OF UTTER RAGE, formerly known as there once was a time when I was happy aka WHY CHUCK WHY?!!

http://tvovermind.zap2it.com/cable/thecw/smallville/supernatural-smallville-midseason-premieres-postponed/45839#

I love thee like a HOT AIR BALLOON - Because to get you to go anywhere you don’t want to, Sammy has to light a fire under ...uhm, erm….I mean cuz your full of hot air.

I love thee like a HAMMER because your love for Sammy has never changed all these years and damn your hot ass is handy to have around.

Oh Dean, how much do I love thee? Almost as much as Sammy does in his purely chaste, modest and virtuous way of course!

I love thee like a ZIPLOCK BAG. Because you hold everything in, but Sammy can always see right through you.

I love thee like a SWISS ARMY KNIFE. Because even though you are useful for a wide variety of work, you spend most of your time just opening beer bottles.