We have it all figured out.

I am going to change my name to Hollowdoll Padackleshump VonAcklecorn.
Of course strangers will try to pronounce it Padackle Shump.
I will have to correct them.
It is pronounced Padackles Hump.  
Acklecorn, Pinkwood I are finally getting hitched.

I will be sending out invitations, you all are invited.
My sweet wifey Pinkwood will be marrying Acklecorn as well of course.
Pinkwood will be keeping her name due to the recognition she has already
achieved in her budding writing career.
However, I do think Pinkwood Padackleshump VonAcklehorn has a very nice ring to it.
Feel free to address her as thus. (or if you are feeling extra naughty - Kinkwood
Pinkwood is a tough, independent, saucy little minx who stands on her own merits,
Unicorn Heyy is a very open minded, tolerant and forward thinking planet.
Acklecorn is extremely proud of Pinkwoods gift for transporting the reader into
the worlds she creates and writes about.
What can I say Acklehorn has really good taste, obviously.
I mean he picked me didn't he?

http://acklesepic.blogspot.com/p/special-request-tell-us-your-thoughts.html

Pinkwood hasn't decided what wedding dress she is going to wear.
Here are some of the dresses she is considering.

I think the right pic is of a bondage wedding dress.


I have to admit this one is my favorite so far.


Acklecorn really liked this, however,
we explained to him on planet Earth, this is a bit much.
Maybe when we renew our vows.

Of course this is Acklecorn first choice for Pinkwood.
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I am hoping to talk Pinkwood into wearing this at the reception or at least on the honeymoon.

I think I will go with something like this.


Of course Acklecorn wants to go more traditional.

Pinkwood and I had to explain to him that traditional on planet Unicorn Heyy
is very different that it is on Planet Earth.

I mean hell, this is their most popular TV show.

They even turned this one into a video game.
You know you want to move to Planet Unicorn Heyy right now.



So Acklecorn will be wearing something more like this.
It's all about compromising.

We have started our wedding registry list.


 

Pinkwood, Acklecorn and I all want this. We are very forward thinking when it comes to sharing. We are equally good at giving and receiving.

Words to live by.

That's not the only thing we'd do for sex.

I would have thought the manual would be bigger.

Acklecorn really wants this.

Don't ask me, I don't know what they are.
But they'd really class up the joint.

Self explanatory and more than worth it.

You know what they say, you can't have too many nipples.

Who doesn't want a big green penis.

Hey, what Acklecorn wants, Acklecorn gets.

Pinkwood wants a matching set of these to give to J2.
Pinkwood's thinking about bringing a third one for Misha, but she said she's going to make him work for it. Of course you know that Sebastian will break down the door in a fit of jealousy demanding to know where his Kandy Undies are.

And the mother in law.

I need to tell Lady Gaga that this is the creative result of a genius.
I think she's confused.

Just in case it floods.

What home is complete with out these?

Say what you will, but I am not the one describing Jesus like he's a hamburger.

Not only useful, But it's interesting to learn that Jensen wasn't the only one who modeled when he was younger, apparently so did Clint.

Clint wanted to be a bridesmaid but we just laughed in his face.

Cleanliness is next to Godliness.

Pinkwood is also bringing this with her when she meets J2. Never hurts to be prepared.
Again she's bringing a third one for Misha, but Pinkwood said this ones more for her and Acklecorn than for Misha..

Of course you know that Sebastian will break down the door in a fit of jealousy insisting that he has the biggest penis on the show. We will humor him, but we all know there is nothing equal to the padapeen.

We can't figure out what we want most. The legs, the skirt or the slippers.

I don't even care that it's last years calendar.

They say it's all in the wrist, but it's really all in the thumbs.

FYI...don't ask us about having kids.




This is the only awkward part because on planet Unicorn Heyy
the males carry the baby.



We censored the pic so no one would feel uncomfortable.






FYI...Lady Gaga is not invited to the wedding.
Acklecorn is still mourning as this was his cousin.



Now we just need to decide on a date. Thoughts?