Wednesday, March 23, 2011

No more META WHORE?!

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We should be so lucky!

- The last one worked out well for him, but he’s ready for a new beard. He’s been meeting with potential candidates for several weeks now. In case you’d like the job, here are his criteria:

Female, pretty, age 25-40ish

Actress (No musicians or models)
Established in your own career (But don’t outshine him)
Feminine but athletic (He would like to have a workout buddy)
Primary residence in or around Los Angeles (Bonus points if you also have a New York pad)
Previous experience as a beard preferred
Available to start within the next three months



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4 comments:

  1. It's so funny all these blinds about beards. Half of Hollywood must be bearding. I would believe Jensen would want a new beard before Jared. I just noticed you added Acklecorn to the main page. Very schnazzy!

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  2. srsly! i don't know why i'm so surprised with all the amount of bearding going on, i shouldn't be, but just damn! the sheer volume of it is mind boogling lol

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  3. if u think about it, it must be frustrating...you need to be seen "in love" with someone who actually doesnt mean anything to you, just because if u dont, u risk to have troubles with ur job. It's nonsense. And pretty unfair, seeing how our boys ended up.

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  4. Now if the bonus pad wanted was in Vegas I would be practically 100% sure this is Jared. ;-P I agree Watchtower, it must be so hard to be under the microscope like they are.

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IT'S A FUCKING MIRACLE!!