Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Never Too Young to Die or the day I first saw the future Uncle Jessie

I was definitely young when I first saw this movie at about 10 years old.
There's nothing like the first time you see a hermaphrodite.
It opens up your eyes to the realization that the world
might actually be a lot more interesting than you thought.

Lance Stargrove and Danja Deering


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Velvet Von Ragner, why do the male leads have porn names?

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He's no Jensen Ackles. But then again, who is?


Oh, that's right. Jensen Ackles
Jensen Ackles

Aaaahhh the 80's, I miss all the gratuitous nudity.


 
I like a couper le squeele as much as the next gal, probably more.







7 degrees of Supernatural, of course.
While looking for clips, I ran across this.



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I'll see you in your dreams when you close your eyes tonight.

9 comments:

  1. I don't even know what I am looking at right now! Talk about 80's crap movies. They sure don't make em like this anymore!

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  2. I saw that movie once a long time ago. It's totally insane! ;-)

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  3. I am definitely going to have to find that movie so I can watch it. I love these type of 80's flicks. So bad they are good.

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  4. HOLY SHIT! LMAO!!!

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  5. LMAO. I STILL have not watch this movie Hollowdoll. It looks so freaking horribly magnificent that I must watch soon!

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  6. lol the 80s are the concentration of the trasher trash ever trashed! and that clip of Jared in Young McGyver...wow, thank god they produced only the pilot. It would have been the Jaredian embarassing equivalent of Days of our Lives :P

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  7. Gene Simmons as a hermaphrodite? Sounds like my kind of movie! ;-)

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  8. I have never seen Gene Simmons look macho. ;-)

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  9. They should remake this. Jensen can be Lance Stargrove and Jared would be Velvet VanRagnar. That last picture is going to give me nightmares.

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IT'S A FUCKING MIRACLE!!