Saturday, March 26, 2011

The guy who slipped the hot beef injection to Diane Lane before Josh Brolin

Whatever your kink, it had to start somewhere.
My hand kink started at a very young age.
I was watching Highlander and noticed Christopher Lamberts thumbs.
I thought wow, he has a sexy curve to this thumb.
Since then I have always been hyperaware of hands, thumbs strangely enough
always being my favorite. ;-P


http://www.debzdesignz.com/christopherlambert/biography.htm
Didn't know he was married to Diane Lane did ya?
I can't believe I forget to mention that!
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Christopher Lambert and Diane Lane

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I just found out that Christopher Lambert and Sophie Marceau are considered the "Brangelina" of France!
How awesomely funny is that! Thanks to lilithonearth for the heads up!





This is also the first of many times I fell in love with a man wearing a kilt.
Damn I will always love that Spanish Peacock!




Good luck trying to unsee this! BORAT anyone?


That was mean of me wasn't it?




It suddenly occurs to me that this post had definitely derailed at this point.
I'll try to get back on track.


He even had Padalecki hair!
Maybe they need to remake this with Jensen and Jared.
Jensen could play Ramirez add a little homo erotic twist....


Christopher also has a watch kink like Jared!





I am starting to wonder if Padalecki was adopted!
I really recognize that signature one sided flippy look.




I am not sure but it looks like Christopher likes to tweeze his eyebrows as well.


The funny thing was this was only supposed to briefly touch on Highlander
and move quickly into hand porn. *confused*
Now we are discussing similarities between JP and CL as well as tweezing?!



Here's another movie Jared could remake.


There is no effin way I could ever do a post referencing Highlander with out including this man.

 



Now that I think about it, Jensen could play the Kurgan with and even more erotic twist!





Or maybe Jensen should play Connor McCloud and Jared should be the Kurgan.
Well, we have plenty of time to figure that out later.







I am now going to have a little me time and watch Highlander.





original post date: 3/6/11
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17 comments:

  1. ZipsterMarch 6, 2011 at 5:10 PM

    I LOVE THIS MOVIE! and I love how random this post is!

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  2. WatchtowerMarch 6, 2011 at 5:14 PM

    my hand kink started at 13 with Angelina Jolie's wrists! and then Andy Garcia's soft hands...
    Jared's fingers are also soooo long and strong and *mind gets lost in Highlander porn remake* oooh c'mon look at them, Jared is Connor and Jensen is the Kurgan, definitely. So in this case "There can be only one" is referred to who's the top in the couple, and once again, Padacock wins the Ackleass!

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  3. PinkwoodMarch 6, 2011 at 5:15 PM

    LOL - perv. Cannot unsee Sean's banana hammock.

    There's nothing I can say about the Dimple Digits or the Freckle Fingers which is suitable for anyone to read at any point, so you'll just have to imagine what I'm thinking. Then dirty it it up 800%. I apologise in advance.

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  4. Hollowdoll Padackleshump VonAcklecornMarch 6, 2011 at 5:30 PM

    Words to live by: There only one, Padacock wins the Ackleass. I love it. Andy Garcia, unf! Highlander PORN remake? Are you trying to kill me?! ;-P I wasn't even thinking that far. Probably so my head wouldn't go POP at just the thought. Dimple Digits and Freckle Fingers! This was supposed to be a light tease of a post. It has suddenly gotten very hot and very serious, very fast! I like it A LOT!

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  5. BujuMarch 6, 2011 at 5:45 PM

    I don't even know where to begin! This post is EPIC! LMAO! Such a good movie, a personal favorite. Those similarities are VERY interesting. They DO have the same hair! :-)

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  6. SarahMarch 7, 2011 at 12:39 AM

    I've actually never seen Highlander. I will have to check it out.

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  7. AnonymousMarch 7, 2011 at 6:57 AM

    The Kurgan is such a fiesty S.O.B. not sure you would survive a night with him but it would probably be worth it!

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  8. Hollowdoll Padackleshump VonAcklecornMarch 26, 2011 at 11:25 AM

    Someone googled "christopher lambert kilt" and ended up here. Surprise! Hope we don't offend too much! ;-P

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  9. Hollowdoll Padackleshump VonAcklecornMarch 26, 2011 at 12:04 PM

    I also updated the post to correct a MAJOR omission on my part. *headdesk*

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  10. ChumpChangeMarch 26, 2011 at 12:46 PM

    HOLY SHIT! I didn't know that!

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  11. nowandlaterMarch 27, 2011 at 8:50 AM

    Diane Lane. unf unf unf. I was unaware of this as well.

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  12. CCMarch 28, 2011 at 11:18 PM

    i have unusual shaped thumbs, you'd like my thumbs ;)

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  13. Hollowdoll Padackleshump VonAcklecornMarch 28, 2011 at 11:23 PM

    BOOBS! and THUMBS! How's a girl supposed to resist that? It's a lethal combination. Will you send me a picture of your ...............
    thumbs?

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  14. CCMarch 29, 2011 at 1:27 AM

    mwahahahahaha!!!! i'm sure i have a pic somewhere but it'll have to wait til tomorrow cause i am sleepy *yawns* i'm such an evil little bitch for making you wait >:D

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  15. Hollowdoll Padackleshump VonAcklecornMarch 29, 2011 at 6:59 AM

    OIC how it is, you big tease! ;-)

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  16. Hollowdoll Padackleshump VonAcklecornApril 10, 2011 at 9:41 PM

    You learn something new every day! The Brangelina of France! SNORT! I love it!

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  17. loopylooApril 10, 2011 at 10:00 PM

    I bet they are a lot more interesting than Brangelina.

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IT'S A FUCKING MIRACLE!!

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