THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! LET THE BLAINE/BLANE OFF BEGIN!!

Since the 80's Andrew McCarthy was the Blane to beat.

Well he's finally got some competition in Darren Criss.

80's Blane isn't afraid to let his freak flag fly. You gotta pulse? You're his type.

 

Oops upon further research, a pulse is not required.


Blaine 2010 is much more discerning when it comes to who he chooses to bestow his affections upon.

But don't think he doesn't have a freaky side as well.
I have it on good authority that teeth are not a requirement.


1980's Blane was ahead of his time in many ways.

Especially when it comes to fashion. He was quite the trend setter.


Secretly Blane was attracted to Duckie and paved the way for those who came after him.
(Blane was a selfish lover and always liked to cum first.) ;-P

You might go so far as to call Andie "The Original Beard".
(Side note, Jensen is a HUGE Blane fan and picked his own bitchy redhead in an homage.)
I am pretty sure Bender was a closet case and come on, we all know Jake got more ass than
a toilet seat. He just screamed "bisexual"and we loved it.
Seriously, every time he achieved "O face" he would scream "bisexual"!


Pink Sunglasses?! Well helloooo there Mr. Sassy Pants! Lookin Good!

As we all know Jared admires Jensen so of course he likes to pay homage to 1980's Blane as well.
Unfortunately Jared did not know that there is a difference between "1980's Blane" and "Weekend at Bernies Blane". However, it certainly sheds some light on some of Jared's interesting clothing choices in the past. He has been looking better lately so I am thinking Jensen may have finally stopped laughing at him behind his back and actually started dressing him in the morning.


Oh Jensen, it hurts so good when you ping so hard!


I love Jared, but wearing that scarf with that shirt is like putting lipstick on pig!
Rumor is Gen gave Jared that scarf. I'm pretty sure though that
Gen gave Jared the shirt and Jensen gave him the scarf. ;-)
Apparently Jared is as confused as I am about what the hell he is wearing.

I love playing checkers! Ping me baby, Ping me good!


In conclusion...

1980's Blane will always have a special place in my heart.

But let's face it, Blaine 2010 looks like this.