Showing posts with label electric dangler. Show all posts
Showing posts with label electric dangler. Show all posts

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Friday, March 4, 2011

Homoerotic Bromance - Muther effin DENIED!!!!! No country for bold men

Those sons of bitches! I am feeling a lot of rage right now. I can't believe we were denied this! I mean really! WTF! HOW DARE THEY?!
I am going to keep my fingers and toes crossed that somehow video of this will be released. Karma's gonna bite them on the ass, they'll get theirs.

Seeing Javier Bardem and Josh Brolin Kiss Would Have Saved the Oscars

Apparently during Sunday night's ungodly awful Oscars telecast, co-presenters (and apparent ice cream salesmen) Javier Bardem and Josh Brolin did a little dance and kissed each other before they walked up to the mic. Great fun, right? Best thing in a bleak night! Except, we didn't get to see it because the producers instead cut to Bardem's wife Penelope Cruz. Boo!
Don't worry, though. They didn't not show it because of some nasty anti-gay, "America isn't ready for men kissing" type of thing. The producers just didn't know it was going to happen, so they cut to Cruz as planned and by the time they cut back to the pair, they were done with their little routine. Luckily an AP photographer snapped a picture of the moment, otherwise it would be lost to eternity, known only to the millionaires in attendance. It's still too bad we didn't see it live, though. It might just have made up for the pain of watching Anne Hathaway congratulate herself for three hours.
[THR, AfterElton; photo via AP]

Sunday, January 23, 2011

CLOSET GINGERS AND WHY WE LOVE THEM

It's all about the freckles baby! Jensen Ackles and Adam Lambert try to hide them from us so our heads don't explode. Who knew a rare freckle sighting could give you an instant orgasm?!
Do not under any circumstances underestimate the power of the freckles!
You have been warned! Continue at your own risk!