Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Hornover: what one wakes up with the morning after a night of getting too horny without release. ~Sommeil Liberosensa



Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X









I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty. ~John Waters





We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.  ~Lily Tomlin



The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. ~Truman Capote






A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, "I guess we answered that question."
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8 comments:

  1. zipsterJune 15, 2011 at 10:26 PM

    Well hello there! very nice indeed!

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  2. AnonymousJune 15, 2011 at 11:27 PM

    What a perfect way to end my evening! UNF!

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  3. chumpchangeJune 15, 2011 at 11:29 PM

    Hells yeah! I shall be having some sweet and naughty dreams tonight.

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  4. CCJune 16, 2011 at 5:12 AM

    unf! i love all the quotes :D J2 give me a hornover every morning, damn them :P

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  5. AnonymousJune 16, 2011 at 7:06 AM

    I would like to poke Jensen and Jared with my hornover. Serves them right those sexy bastards!

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  6. nowandlaterJune 16, 2011 at 2:04 PM

    So lickable, so bitable! I agree the quotes are great!

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  7. Hollowdoll Padackleshump VonAcklecornJune 16, 2011 at 9:19 PM

    Yes I do think the quotes add a little bit of extra saucyness. ;-)

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  8. WatchtowerJune 17, 2011 at 3:08 AM

    "Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer." - BRILLIANT! everybody should follow the suggestion! UNF for the whole post *_*

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IT'S A FUCKING MIRACLE!!

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