Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Have we been Raptured and don’t even know it?!


We have been weighed, we have been measured and we have been found wanting.

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/387921/may-31-2011/invisible-judgment?xrs=share_copy


Can we decide on an actual date please and stick with it?
What do you think I’m made of money?
How many times do I have to go out and buy a new outfit and clean underwear?
Every time the Rapture is postponed.
You know I can’t wear the outfit again.
It just isn’t done! How embarrassing would that be?
The only think worse that wearing the same outfit to a different day of Rapture is
showing up in the same outfit as someone else.
I would never live it down! ;-P




Exactly how many Raptures have I missed?







                          Do you think anyone will by insurance for their pets care in Sept? LMAO!





 
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10 comments:

  1. AnonymousJune 1, 2011 at 10:39 PM

    BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA! I love Colbert! I'm glad they didn't get me!

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  2. nowandlaterJune 1, 2011 at 11:12 PM

    I'd rather have little green men take me! I didn't realize I was supposed to buy a special outfit! I'll be ready for the next Rapture! XD

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  3. chumpchangeJune 2, 2011 at 6:14 AM

    Seriously! Too Funny! Apparently there is no shortage of Raptures!

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  4. AnonymousJune 2, 2011 at 6:27 AM

    You guise! I think I was Raptured! I felt like I was floating, I heard angels, I looked up and saw a blindingly beautiful light - like a thousand suns - and I was overcome with a desire to shed my clothes...

    ...Oh no, hang on. That was just my photo op ;p

    Pinky (still anon!) x

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  5. CCJune 2, 2011 at 9:23 AM

    lmao!!! so *that's* where all the dinosaurs went, they were velociraptured XDDD it all makes so much sense now XDDD

    yes pinky being in the presence of jarebear can make anyone feel like they are floating XD

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  6. AnonymousJune 2, 2011 at 10:44 AM

    For one night with Padelecki you can Rapture me, put me in pergatory, limbo, hell. Doesn't matter to me!

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  7. AnonymousJune 2, 2011 at 11:36 AM

    AMEN SISTER/BROTHER!

    Pinky (not repatured - just in Blogger purgatory)

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  8. Hollowdoll Padackleshump VonAcklecornJune 2, 2011 at 11:47 AM

    I can't believe blogger is still fucking around! Oh how the padapeen sings it's siren call!

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  9. loopylooJune 2, 2011 at 3:33 PM

    I'm not going no way no how! Uh uh!

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  10. zipsterJune 2, 2011 at 11:59 PM

    I'm having too much fun down here to leave! :-) I love those sassy dresses! Velocirapture! bwaaahahahahaha!

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IT'S A FUCKING MIRACLE!!

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