Saturday, February 19, 2011

Oh Jensen, way to give a heterosexual interview my love!


Special thanks to Pinkwood, my luscious cyber wifey, for bringing this to my attention.
It may not be new to you, however, it is new to me.

"Oooooooh LOL!

http://spn-tvd-thebest.tumblr.com/post/3384906761

Twinky Ackles. He's so fricking adorable I think I may start lactating! I am not sure why people doubt his het credentials."


Oh Jensen, Jensen, Jensen.
Thank allmighty Chuck that you have learned how to give an interview with out giving yourself away.
The way Jensen kept looking down, looking at the guys lips, looking down, quick glance to the guys eyes, get's nervous again, looks down, lips, down, eyes, down and on and on it goes.

It's the equivalent of staring at a woman's boobs when she is talking.
Way to play it cool baby. You are such a stealth het bomb!

Wait? Whut? Did Jensen just mention that non existent modeling career that he likes to act as if it was only a few pics and barely happened. Luckily for us there is more than enough Twink!Jensen to go around.





   
     








Disclaimer: I am good at spotting a manip, however, I am not perfect.
SERIOUSLY THE MUSIC SOUNDS LIKE IT BELONGS ON A DOUCHE COMMERCIAL!

10 comments:

  1. 1. ZOMG he's sooooo young and shy and rambling and so not-confident and so different from now!!! it's like watching two different people!

    2. he and the nameless BackstreetBoyish guy totally fucked after that short interview. And people still tell me "Oh naaaaw Jensen Ackles is totally straight!". Yeah, right, straight as a coil, you moron.

    3. ...90's. I grew up in 90's. Nobody should grow up in 90's. Ur mind is so fucked up if u grew up in 90's. Clothes, hair, everything was deeply embarassing. I still remember ALL the boybands' songs. ALL.

    4. Oh gosh my ears are bleeding that music is awful x_x

    5. I'd like to have a Time Machine to go back there and tell him "Hey dude, look, im from the future. Before you ask, no, Five won't play anymore. Anyway. i know ur young and shy and probably scared as hell of this world and u feel like u dont fit in here and everybody is so superficial and mean and they promise you things basing on your hopes just because they wanna screw you and then leave you, but hey, i swear, it wont be like this forever. They'll cheat u and break your heart, but u'll survive, u'll learn how not to be eaten by jackals, u'll be cool and then..then, my boy, u'll meet The Person. The love of your life, the half of the apple, the dimpled person who perfectly completes you and makes u truly happy. It's a rare thing. It will take time, but u'll meet him and everything will be alright. So go on and grow strong, just promise me something: watch.his.haircut. I beg you. Goodbye."

    Im working on the DeLorean, if i succeed, u'll be the first to know.

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  2. So you do see what I see. ;-P You need any help with your flux capacitor you let me know.

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  3. Those pics are so funny. I'd seen most of them, but a few were new.

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  4. OMFG!!!! that guy in the begining is riley fucking smith!!! it's bb!riley you guys! 0_0 i'm so sure now, they've totally fucked :D

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  5. I just noticed this comment. Who is Riley Smith? Apparently he is someone of interest that I should know.

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  6. well, i'm late on the explaining, but riley is one of jensens' friends who he actually probably met that night, but it's said that they've been friends for years and at one point riley and danneel were dating so if you wanna see what she looks like when shes happy with the guy she's dating and it's not just some PR stunt then go search for pics of them together ;P also riley is an actor and has a band called the life of riley. he also has a twitter and i can't remember, but either on the day of jensens' wedding or when they announced it he tweeted one word "heartbroken" so i don't know how he and jensen are getting along these days considering *shrug*

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  7. Well fuck me sideways! I hade no idea. The difference between DH with Riley is amazing compared to with Jensen. hmmmm....very interesting. Thanx so much for the info. Another piece to the puzzle. Highly interesting. It's nice to have a non PR stunt comparison.

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  8. there are just so many little facets and tasty nuggets of any info, they're all just so juicy and everyone is so connected and incestous, it's brilliant really :DD

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  9. Most of those pictures of Jensen are not "modeling" pictures. Just sayin'. They are pictures he did while working on Days of Our Lives for PR purposes or as a "side job", like the one with the necklace. He was basically the "celebrity endorsement" for the necklace(Titanic rip off).

    He did flame hot as a youngster though, didn't he? Obvious boy was obvious. He still is sometimes. There is that interview he did at MBV, someone filmed him being interviewed by a guy interview, it is a lot more subtle than this but there is definitely something going on during it.

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  10. Thanks for the heads up. I didn't know about Jensen until he was on Dawson's Creek / Dark Angel. I love all incarnations of Jensen. He is awesome coming and a going! The Titanic one kills me. ;-)

    Having issues signing in. grrr!

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IT'S A FUCKING MIRACLE!!