Thursday, February 17, 2011

The mysterious case of who stole Jared Padalecki’s button.



Lookin a little rough and tumble there Mr. Padalecki
 Uh, whats that white stuff on your shoulder?



Could it be impish elves or fearsome big boobed fairies?


Don't worry we will get to the bottom of this one way or another.


Did Jared lose it in a high stakes game of Rock, Paper, Scissors?



Maybe Jared traded with Jensen for a better button?


Did some random person walk by and steal it for a treasure hunt?


Did Jared donate it for auction at a future con after learning how much Misha's band aid went for?
(I think Misha was also surprised how much it went for!)


Maybe some nefarious deviant stole it to sell on ebay as it has Jared’s fingerprint and DNA!
Which isn't a bad thing if someone uses the DNA to make Padelecki clones.



Plus there is a good chance that Jensen's "DNA" is on there also!



Let's be honest. We all know that Jensen bit it off.
(I'm pretty sure this is the t-shirt Jensen was wearing under his black shirt.)


  
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11 comments:

  1. CarolFebruary 17, 2011 at 12:16 AM

    LMAO! That button is a collectors piece. One of a kind!

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 17, 2011 at 6:44 AM

    BWAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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  3. VeeFebruary 17, 2011 at 8:45 AM

    Here is my theory; I bet the custodian found that button under the cushions on that old couch backstage. So many things accumulate under couch cushions; that custodian may have found some spare change, a roll of breath mints and a condom wrapper there too, who knows. And I'm pretty darn sure that button contains Jensen's "DNA".

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  4. Hollowdoll Padackleshump VonAcklecornFebruary 17, 2011 at 10:20 AM

    I like your style! That is a very plausible theory. I agree it's pretty much a given that using a bluelight and a few quick swabs to the inside of Jared Padeleck's mouth would show he is covered head to toe in Jensen's "DNA". Of course there would be higher concentration in certain "areas". :-P

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  5. JaneFebruary 17, 2011 at 10:44 AM

    I think it's a case for "Unsolved Mysteries". I wouldn't mind running some tests myself! @Hollowdoll your posts always give me a good laugh!

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  6. PinkwoodFebruary 17, 2011 at 10:47 AM

    Them's some top notch observational skillz, my sweet. Whatever happened to it, this also begs the question why didn't Mrs. Padalecki sew it back on for him? She is failing as a wife. I would never let Padahump go on stage with a missing button. Disgraceful.

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  7. Hollowdoll Padackleshump VonAcklecornFebruary 17, 2011 at 11:17 AM

    I am pretty sure if "Mrs. Padalecki" snort! tried to sew it back on Mr. Jensen Padalecki would have bitch slapped her for touching his man. I am also confident that missing button was on purpose and represented an inside lovers joke. It reminds Jensen of the Quickie they had! Quicky? HDU?! Never a quicky always a Longy.

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  8. PinkwoodFebruary 17, 2011 at 11:28 AM

    Lawl. Oh and the RPS gag reel excerpt! It's never not the cutest thing ever. It’s the way Jen tries to say it quietly. It actually makes me want to cry and grin at the same time. No wonder Padahump can’t stop touching him. Unf.

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  9. WatchtowerFebruary 18, 2011 at 3:21 AM

    lol this post and comments make me grin soooo hard my jaw hurts! I bet Jen stole the button while undressing Jared and kept it to remind him who Jared really belongs to.

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  10. Hollowdoll Padackleshump VonAcklecornFebruary 18, 2011 at 6:54 AM

    @Watchtower Exactly! I just know Jensen had it in his pocket during the Jam session to help calm his nerves. I'm sure Jensen rubbed it on Jared's nipples for good luck! ;-P

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  11. AnonymousFebruary 18, 2011 at 6:19 PM

    Jensen and Jared clones. Yes please. I'll take
    2 Jensen and 2 Jared. Hey you should always have spare!

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IT'S A FUCKING MIRACLE!!

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